What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.