How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear