How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.