How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.