What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.