What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants