What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants