How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.