How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.