Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

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There was a loo tenant inside.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.