Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles