What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.