A tire
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Attire
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
A Moosical
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
A tire.
Attire.
