What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.