When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.