What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)