Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave