Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.