Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Moved the trees closer together.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.