What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Because he finally got it

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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