What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar