What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.