Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.