What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket