What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "