What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.