What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!