What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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A milkshake

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin