What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin