What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs