What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.