Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.