What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator"

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.