What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What do you mean, Johnny?

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What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.