What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.