Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.