What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Road Island.

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A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

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Mini-Mum

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/