What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.