How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.