How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end