When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).