How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Stud Jokes More Stud Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!