How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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A bvr

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They'll tell you.

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One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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They're right we do taste like chicken!

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!