How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.