How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.