How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.