How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh