How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter