Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11