Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!