Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.