Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.