Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.