Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.