What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.