Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"