Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.