Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

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Farm gold in China.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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Terminal illness

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in