What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.