What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.