What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.