What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.