Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran