Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran