How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.