How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.