How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure