How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming