How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."