Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.