Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.