How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.