What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*