What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.