Cantaloupe Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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