What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe